You’re growing up so fast. In fact, you’re 73. Your body’s changing (there’s a pill for that now)

We are 13 days from the election, and it is a hard time for those on board the Trump train because somehow, it hit an iceberg and is sinking. –Stephen Colbert

Last night, former Speaker Newt Gingrich was asked by Megyn Kelly if Trump is a sexual predator. Gingrich accused Kelly of being more fascinated with sex than public policy. First off, everybody is more fascinated with sex than public policy. If you’re not, there’s a pill for that now. –Stephen Colbert

But the thing is, Megyn “Kelly File” isn’t talking about fun-time, bedroom whoopee-making. She’s talking about assault. Wait, unless Newt doesn’t know the difference? Maybe no one gave him the talk. Hold on, let’s do this: “Newt, sweetheart, you’re growing up so fast. In fact, you’re 73. Your body’s changing.” –Stephen Colbert