"Good news from the
White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He
passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton
blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all the facts. She
wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You know like, "How do you shoot
someone and make it look like an accident?" --Jay Leno
"According to a
series of just published letters that Albert Einstein sent to his second wife,
he had ten mistresses. He would send his wife letters about his mistresses and
then ask her for advice. Or as Bill Clinton called him, 'a trailblazer, a
pioneer.'" --Jay Leno
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