I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

"By accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, 'No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake.' And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her. " –David Letterman



"George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint." –David Letterman