"It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's
the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running for
president." –Jimmy Fallon
"During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's
Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson
delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him
with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House."
–Jimmy Fallon
"Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he
said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty,
and the purthuit of happineth.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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