"Today Secretary of State John Kerry visited the small
African nation of Djibouti. Or to use the official diplomatic term, he made a
Djibouti call." –Conan O'Brien
"The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her
parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.'
It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than 'unemployed.'"
–Conan O'Brien
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