"A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris
Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, 'Hey, both of
those games went into overtime.'" –Conan O'Brien
"The White House is testing out new spikes that would make
it difficult to jump the fence. So if you're wondering what kind of
cutting-edge technology the Secret Service is using to protect the president, it's
spikes. I think someone saw an episode of 'Game of Thrones.'" –Seth
Meyers
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