"Tax
day was yesterday. And marijuana growers are complaining that they can't write
off a single expense thanks to federal laws. Well, apparently someone tried to
claim the Phish tour as his home office and that's not going to happen."
–Conan O'Brien
"Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia
Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his
gyrocopter on the White House lawn." –David Letterman
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