"Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the
Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris
Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man,
plus another guy.'" –David Letterman
"There are reports that Kim Jong Un climbed North Korea's
highest mountain. Kim Jong Un said all it took to climb that mountain was hard
work, determination, and lying about climbing that mountain." –Jimmy Fallon
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