It's to keep them from being high-fived to death

"They celebrated Cinco de Mayo at the White House. In keeping with the times, President Obama whacked a giant piñata and then gave it a burial at sea." –Conan O'Brien 



"Sen. John McCain met with the CEO of Twitter today. At least that's what he tried to tweet on his garage door opener." –Conan O'Brien



"The identity of the Navy Seals that killed Osama bin Laden is being kept secret. It's for their own saftey. It's to keep them from being high-fived to death." –Jimmy Kimmel


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