The interior minister of Pakistan says that they have nothing to hide

"Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I don't know about his chances. I mean, I'm not saying Gingrich peaked in the '90s, but his campaign is being sponsored by Tamagotchis and Crystal Pepsi." –Jimmy Fallon 

"The interior minister of Pakistan says that they have nothing to hide. Yeah, not anymore." –Jay Leno



"Have you seen the video of Osama bin Laden? He was wearing a Snuggie, drinking a Coke and flipping through the channels on TV. I thought he hated the American lifestyle. He was LIVING the American lifestyle." –Jay Leno 

John Hulse painting