He said he's looking for that special someone to spend the rest of his week with (I'm going to have to see his birth certificate)

A 96-year old man has reportedly hired a matchmaker and has gone on a number of dates. He said he's looking for that special someone to spend the rest of his week with. —Tom Shillue

At the G7 summit, President Trump complimented Indian Prime Minister Modi, calling him the most beautiful looking man. Many people think Trump was just buttering him up so he could ask, “Can you please fix my printer?” —Tom Shillue

And finally, a man who legally changed his name to Barack D. Obama announced he's running for California governor. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to see his birth certificate. —Tom Shillue 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Which, let’s be honest, is going to make for an interesting prom (a 30 foot tall rainbow dragon)

A school in a small village in the French Alps recently experienced a decrease in class size. So in order to avoid a school closure, a local farmer enrolled, and we are not making this up, fifteen of his sheep in the school. Which, let’s be honest, is going to make for an interesting prom. --James Corden

After a very close vote, the city of Denver, Colorado, just became the first city in the nation to decriminalize hallucinogenic mushrooms. The announcement was made by Denver’s mayor, a 30 foot tall rainbow dragon that totally has your dad’s face. --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

gotta love the timing of a former president launching an NFT line the same week a crypto scammer gets arrested (you’re getting a divorce)

December 2022

“Donald Trump’s major announcement turned out to be so much more pathetic than anyone could’ve possibly imagined. Also, gotta love the timing of a former president launching an NFT line the same week a crypto scammer gets arrested.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump’s promotional strategy, which included a video in which the former president said: ‘Remember, Christmas is coming, and this makes a great Christmas gift.’ No, it doesn’t. I don’t care if you’re the biggest Trump fan in the world – if on Christmas morning you give your spouse a thoughtful gift in a beautifully wrapped box with a bow on it, that they get to open and physically hold in their hands, and then they turn around and tell you, ‘Your gift isn’t here, it’s a digital trading card of Donald Trump as a sunglasses astronaut,’ you’re getting a divorce.” —Seth Meyers

“This proves once again that for anyone involved in the attempted coup on January 6th, things will not end well. In Trump’s case, he’s such a pariah he’s hawking scam digital trading cards on a social media site no one’s heard of.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”