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Thursday, May 14, 2026

Which, let’s be honest, is going to make for an interesting prom (a 30 foot tall rainbow dragon)


A school in a small village in the French Alps recently experienced a decrease in class size. So in order to avoid a school closure, a local farmer enrolled, and we are not making this up, fifteen of his sheep in the school. Which, let’s be honest, is going to make for an interesting prom. --James Corden


After a very close vote, the city of Denver, Colorado, just became the first city in the nation to decriminalize hallucinogenic mushrooms. The announcement was made by Denver’s mayor, a 30 foot tall rainbow dragon that totally has your dad’s face. --James Corden


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, December 16, 2022

gotta love the timing of a former president launching an NFT line the same week a crypto scammer gets arrested (you’re getting a divorce)


December 2022

“Donald Trump’s major announcement turned out to be so much more pathetic than anyone could’ve possibly imagined. Also, gotta love the timing of a former president launching an NFT line the same week a crypto scammer gets arrested.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump’s promotional strategy, which included a video in which the former president said: ‘Remember, Christmas is coming, and this makes a great Christmas gift.’ No, it doesn’t. I don’t care if you’re the biggest Trump fan in the world – if on Christmas morning you give your spouse a thoughtful gift in a beautifully wrapped box with a bow on it, that they get to open and physically hold in their hands, and then they turn around and tell you, ‘Your gift isn’t here, it’s a digital trading card of Donald Trump as a sunglasses astronaut,’ you’re getting a divorce.” —Seth Meyers

“This proves once again that for anyone involved in the attempted coup on January 6th, things will not end well. In Trump’s case, he’s such a pariah he’s hawking scam digital trading cards on a social media site no one’s heard of.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”