I’m honestly just relieved that he’s wearing an American military uniform (a signing ceremony held over my grandpa’s dead body)

December 2022

Insiders are saying that the House January 6th Committee will refer at least three criminal charges against Donald Trump. But, after this week, I think he’s pretty much locked down that insanity plea. Semi-retired maniac, Donald Trump, has launched a collection of digital NFT trading cards depicting him in various costumes including cowboy, super hero and most unbelievable of all, guy who didn’t dodge the draft. I’m honestly just relieved that he’s wearing an American military uniform. —Colin Jost

It’s such a funny move to get into NFTs after the market just crashed. It’s like getting into Kanye now, which Trump also kinda did. —Colin Jost

President Biden, seen here giving the eulogy at a pimp’s funeral, formally approved new legislation to guarantee protections for same-sex and interracial marriages, in a signing ceremony held over my grandpa’s dead body. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

gotta love the timing of a former president launching an NFT line the same week a crypto scammer gets arrested (you’re getting a divorce)

December 2022

“Donald Trump’s major announcement turned out to be so much more pathetic than anyone could’ve possibly imagined. Also, gotta love the timing of a former president launching an NFT line the same week a crypto scammer gets arrested.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump’s promotional strategy, which included a video in which the former president said: ‘Remember, Christmas is coming, and this makes a great Christmas gift.’ No, it doesn’t. I don’t care if you’re the biggest Trump fan in the world – if on Christmas morning you give your spouse a thoughtful gift in a beautifully wrapped box with a bow on it, that they get to open and physically hold in their hands, and then they turn around and tell you, ‘Your gift isn’t here, it’s a digital trading card of Donald Trump as a sunglasses astronaut,’ you’re getting a divorce.” —Seth Meyers

“This proves once again that for anyone involved in the attempted coup on January 6th, things will not end well. In Trump’s case, he’s such a pariah he’s hawking scam digital trading cards on a social media site no one’s heard of.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We make absolutely no promise or guarantee that what we have is meats (Tickle-Me-Truman)

December 2022

“That’s right, you read that right. The ex-president of the United States, the ex-most powerful man in the world, has launched a line of trading cards. It’s Gropémon with Pikacoup. This is the least dignified attempt at post-presidential merchandising since the launch of Tickle-Me-Truman.” —Stephen Colbert

“He’s a business genius, jumping in on the NFT market when it’s at his hottest. Next, he’s releasing an exclusive line of rotary phones.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Trump cards allow you to collect all your favorite characters from the extended former president universe, because every card is him. There’s – and these are all real – him playing golf, him approving of gold, him wearing a hat that says Dow just like they do on Wall Street, and him stealing the torch from the Statue of Liberty.” —Stephen Colbert

“The fine print for the digital cards includes the line ‘you understand and agree that the NFTs have no inherent monetary value’. Solid. Reminds me of the Arby’s slogan: We make absolutely no promise or guarantee that what we have is meats.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

At least last time you got a red hat, now he’s selling you nothing (they’re called subpoenas)

December 2022

“We are having a field day with Donald Trump’s ‘major announcement’ that he awkwardly teased this week on his social network, Truth Social: his debut NFT collection of digital superhero cards. Trading cards! Not even real trading cards – digital trading cards. Which is another way of saying nothing. At least last time you got a red hat, now he’s selling you nothing.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The NFT announcement was like QAnon meets QVC. I know we say ‘this is crazy’ a lot, but this is crazy. He’s selling NFTs! It’s like he’s a crypto bro or something. While he’s running for president! And by the way, we already have Donald Trump trading cards – they’re called subpoenas.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This has to be the most pathetic announcement of all time, and that includes when they announced Eric was born.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”