He said he's looking for that special someone to spend the rest of his week with (I'm going to have to see his birth certificate)

A 96-year old man has reportedly hired a matchmaker and has gone on a number of dates. He said he's looking for that special someone to spend the rest of his week with. —Tom Shillue

At the G7 summit, President Trump complimented Indian Prime Minister Modi, calling him the most beautiful looking man. Many people think Trump was just buttering him up so he could ask, “Can you please fix my printer?” —Tom Shillue

And finally, a man who legally changed his name to Barack D. Obama announced he's running for California governor. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to see his birth certificate. —Tom Shillue 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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