Pinkie Ring Hypnosis (which is always suspicious, all right?)

“Rudy Giuliani’s friends, aside from being born with resting 
mug shot faces, probably the biggest red flag with these guys 
was that they were buying a one-way ticket out of the country, 
which is always suspicious, all right? The only people who buy 
one-way tickets are criminals. And sky divers. That’s it.” 
--Trevor Noah

“So Trump and Giuliani are still a team. Whenever Donald Trump 

considers getting rid of Rudy, Rudy hypnotizes him with that giant 

pinkie ring he wears.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“There are 100 — maybe 500 more deserving Italians we could be 
celebrating. Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Marconi, Bon Jovi. We could have 
Bon Jovi Day. We could be celebrating — dress up as cowboys and on a 
steel horse we ride. Instead we honor a man whose gift to America was 
measles.” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”