A father and mother take their young son to the circus. Just as a group of elephants walk into the circle stage, the father excuses himself to go get popcorn and soda for his family. As the elephants walk around the stage, the little boy notices the large elephants penis almost dragging the ground as they walk by.
The little boy points at the elephant’s penis and asks his mother in a curious voice, “Mommy, what’s that?”
The mother was slightly embarrassed, and mutters, “Oh, that’s nothing.”
Just then dad returns with the snacks, and mom decides she would like some chocolate so she excuses herself and heads to the concession stand leaving dad and son alone.
Just then, the elephants make another pass and once again, the giant elephants penis dangles close to the ground. The little boy is still curious, and dissatisfied with his mom’s answer turns to his dad and points to the elephant’s penis and asks his father, “Dad, what’s that?”
The father gently tells his young son, “Son, that’s the elephant’s penis.”
The little boy replies, “But mom said that it was nothing?”
To that the father replies, “Son, I have spoiled that woman!”
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