If you never understand how powerful your mind is (like a caveman who just got thawed out of a block of ice)

The president also delivered a commencement address at West Point, the nation’s premier military academy, in which he rambled about 89-year-old golfer Gary Player and the folly of trophy wives. I think we just found out what it would be like to take a whole graduating class to visit grandpa in the home. How long until we find him wandering in his bathrobe along the side of the road? In fairness, he did get into military stuff, at one point dazzling the students with some of the new technology and weaponry that awaits them. As Trump put it: “It is very different warfare out there today. They’ve introduced a thing called drone.” Kimmel: It’s controlled by a thing called computer. Trump always sounds like a caveman who just got thawed out of a block of ice. —Jimmy Kimmel 

While the students of West Point were treated to a Trump speech for free, attendees at a special VIP dinner for the top 200 purchasers of his cryptocurrency weren’t so lucky. Though people paid millions for a chance to talk with him, Trump only made a brief 15-minute appearance before dancing his way off stage. He danced out of the room and all the way to the bank. He treated these crypto bros like they were his own sons. We talk a lot about how much Trump hates people who don’t agree with him; he also doesn’t seem too fond of the ones who do. The menu, at least, included something called the “Trump organic field green Salad”, which is funny because salad is the only thing he knows less about than crypto. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Luckily, no one called the cops on him (those damn bone spurs)

President Trump delivered a commencement address at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point on Saturday, but it was Trump’s slow descent down the stage’s ramp that had people talking…

“Now we know why he launched his 2016 campaign coming down an escalator. If it’d been a ramp, he’d still be coming down.” —Stephen Colbert

“But you can’t blame him. any time he’s around the military, those damn bone spurs act up.” —Stephen Colbert

“We can only hope he steps down that gracefully after November.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The killing of Rayshard Brooks highlights the inadequacy of previous attempts at law enforcement reform. The police officer who shot him had recently completed nine hours of use-of-force training, which focuses on de-escalation tactics. Well, that didn’t seem to de-escalate the situation too much – maybe he slept through the training. Luckily, no one called the cops on him.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Yep, that’s about the only momentum Trump has right now (butt-scooch)

President Trump delivered a commencement address at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point on Saturday, but it was Trump’s slow descent down the stage’s ramp that had people talking…

“Yep, that’s about the only momentum Trump has right now.” —Jimmy Fallon

”He was just doing an impression of his approval rating.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That was still faster than his response to the coronavirus.” —Jimmy Fallon

”He broke his first Fitbit record of 10 steps.”— Jimmy Fallon

“It would be faster if he sat at the top and did a butt-scooch down.” — Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

he sure walks like a baby deer on a frozen pond (Slow down, Usain Bolt)

President Trump delivered a commencement address at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point on Saturday, but it was Trump’s slow descent down the stage’s ramp that had people talking…

“Whoa, is that President Trump or The Flash? Slow down, Usain Bolt.” —Seth Meyers

“You know, for a guy who constantly talks about how tough he is, he sure walks like a baby deer on a frozen pond.” —Seth Meyers

“I watched that and for the first time thought, ‘[expletive], maybe he does have bone spurs!’” —Seth Meyers

“Wow, so liberals, young people, and women hate you, and now we have to add ramp designers to the list. OK, so let me get this straight: the ramp was long, steep, and slippery? It was a Slip ’N Slide. You think the West Point ramp was a Slip ’N Slide.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Hey! I'm still running!

Dr. Ben Carson is drawing intense criticism after reports have surfaced that he may have embellished his history of violence as a teen, his scholarship to West Point, and other parts of his life story. Not only that, but it turns out the twins he separated were fraternal. –Seth Meyers

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said today that the media is unfairly fixating on Dr. Ben Carson. And Ben Carson said that Reince Priebus is a condition that can result in blindness if left untreated. –Seth Meyers

Bernie Sanders this weekend argued against the major political fundraising families, saying, “That is not called democracy, that is called oligarchy.” Bernie, you gotta dumb it down a little. Most Americans think “oligarchy” is that place that serves unlimited breadsticks. –Seth Meyers