Luckily, no one called the cops on him (those damn bone spurs)

President Trump delivered a commencement address at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point on Saturday, but it was Trump’s slow descent down the stage’s ramp that had people talking…

“Now we know why he launched his 2016 campaign coming down an escalator. If it’d been a ramp, he’d still be coming down.” —Stephen Colbert

“But you can’t blame him. any time he’s around the military, those damn bone spurs act up.” —Stephen Colbert

“We can only hope he steps down that gracefully after November.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The killing of Rayshard Brooks highlights the inadequacy of previous attempts at law enforcement reform. The police officer who shot him had recently completed nine hours of use-of-force training, which focuses on de-escalation tactics. Well, that didn’t seem to de-escalate the situation too much – maybe he slept through the training. Luckily, no one called the cops on him.” —Stephen Colbert

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