he sure walks like a baby deer on a frozen pond (Slow down, Usain Bolt)

President Trump delivered a commencement address at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point on Saturday, but it was Trump’s slow descent down the stage’s ramp that had people talking…

“Whoa, is that President Trump or The Flash? Slow down, Usain Bolt.” —Seth Meyers

“You know, for a guy who constantly talks about how tough he is, he sure walks like a baby deer on a frozen pond.” —Seth Meyers

“I watched that and for the first time thought, ‘[expletive], maybe he does have bone spurs!’” —Seth Meyers

“Wow, so liberals, young people, and women hate you, and now we have to add ramp designers to the list. OK, so let me get this straight: the ramp was long, steep, and slippery? It was a Slip ’N Slide. You think the West Point ramp was a Slip ’N Slide.” —Seth Meyers

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