This Is Us Impeaching You (Who wants to see my tax returns, huh?)

“And the whistle-blower has reportedly volunteered to speak to the intelligence committee in the House, and could testify as soon as this week. Which has got to infuriate Trump, because the only whistle he wants blown is the one he uses to summon Mike Pence when he needs him.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“You know, in 2014 Donald Trump tweeted, ‘Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?’ Well, I guess we’re about to find out.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“That’s right a big TV night. Tonight, the premiere of ‘This is Us,’ followed by Nancy Pelosi’s new show, ‘This Is Us Impeaching You.’” --Jimmy Fallon

“You can tell Trump’s desperate to make this go away because tonight he was like, ‘Who wants to see my tax returns, huh?’” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

but only if we build The Wall with him on the other side (there's a new reason to cry on Tuesday!)

That's right. President Trump is expected to give his State of the Union address one week from today. So step aside, "This Is Us," there's a new reason to cry on Tuesday! --Seth Meyers

President Trump tweeted this morning that crime will go down by record numbers if his border wall is built, but only if we build it with him on the other side. --Seth Meyers

Rudy Giuliani told "The New Yorker" yesterday that he is afraid that his gravestone will read, "Rudy Giuliani. He lied for Trump." And that would be pretty bad, since you can pick what they put on your gravestone! --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

generating electricity from tears (This Is Us)

Scientists have figured out how to generate electricity from tears. In fact, they say that soon, 10 percent of our renewable energy will come from people watching "This Is Us." –Conan O’Brien

President Trump finally traveled to Puerto Rico today amid criticism of his response to Hurricane Maria — 95 percent of the island is still without power. So to make sure the people of Puerto Rico don't miss out on his crazy tweets, Donald Trump went there to deliver them in person. –James Corden

     

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