the president of China or Japan (hoping for panda)

President Trump is hosting China’s president Xi Jinping at an official state dinner at the White House. And being that it's a Chinese themed menu, RFK is really hoping for panda. —Greg Gutfeld 

The White House state dinner for Chinese leader Xi Jinping got off to a rocky start this evening when President Trump said, "Please give a warm White House welcome to the president of China or Japan.” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Don’t I get credit for anything? (three SpongeBob's)

Last night was the very first presidential debate and it lasted a full 90 minutes. Or as President Bush calls it three SpongeBob's. --Conan O’Brien 10/1/2004

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the news. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced this week that after he was elected he took a voluntary course on sexual harassment. Arnold says the sexual harassment class was a waste of time because quote, “I already know how to do it.” --Conan O’Brien 4/1/2004

This week, Sarah Palin said that God helped Donald Trump win the presidential election. When he heard this, a furious Satan said, “Don’t I get credit for anything?” –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Let me know how that works out for you (he takes that vow of celibacy very seriously)

July 2013

"Rush Limbaugh claims he is now allowed to say the N-word. After hearing this, Paula Deen said, 'Let me know how that works out for you.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Pope Francis is on summer vacation right now and apparently he's been spotted driving around in a Ford Focus. So I guess he takes that vow of celibacy very seriously." –Jimmy Fallon

"Russian President, Vladimir Putin rode a submarine to the bottom of the ocean to look at the remains of an old shipwreck. And also because 'SpongeBob knows too much.'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”