Because remember – his best friend died in prison back in 2019 (it was the only way to use his Frequent Pervert miles)

President Trump continues to lash out at any focus on Jeffrey Epstein; when a CNN reporter called Trump to ask about the wedding photos, the president dismissed the network as “fake news”. Wait … you can just call Donald Trump and he’ll just pick up the phone himself? A president shouldn’t be that available. I think this just shows how lonely Trump is. He just wants someone to talk to. It’s actually kinda sad. Because remember – his best friend died in prison back in 2019. —Josh Johnson, The Daily Show

President Trump recently said he never went to Epstein Island but Bill Clinton went there 28 times. Clinton defended himself by saying it was the only way to use his Frequent Pervert miles. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Congress (Why didn't anyone help me?!)

Police say a Texas man stabbed his roommate this weekend during

a fight over a piece of fried chicken. So even if you don't eat the

fried chicken, it will still find a way to kill you. –Seth Meyers

A man who spent five months at sea has become the first known

person to swim around all of Britain. Said the man, "Why didn't

anyone help me?!" --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Thank You for making the world a better place (Not You)

December 2020

“Putin reached out to Biden. He was, like, ‘Send me everyone’s contact info. Oops, I already have. Heh, heh, heh.’ Then he said, ‘Send me everyone’s Netflix passwords. Oops, I already have, too.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Even Putin recognized Biden’s win. That’s a tough break for Trump. In just a few days, his Supreme Court and his supreme leader went against him.” —Jimmy Fallon

“As if the news wasn’t bad enough for Trump, moments later, Rudy Giuliani popped into the Oval Office like, ‘Don’t worry boss, you still got me.’” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”