And then she winked so hard, her podium fell over (traditional-married for the fifth time)

"Rush Limbaugh criticized President Obama's support of gay marriage, accusing the president of leading a war on traditional marriage. And Limbaugh wants it to mean something if he ever gets traditional-married for the fifth time." –Seth Meyers

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders today said there isn’t anything to clarify about Trump’s position on NFL players kneeling during the national anthem, because the issue is, quote, “pretty black and white.” And then she winked so hard, her podium fell over. –Seth Meyers

Fast-food chain Arby’s is serving a limited-edition Cookie Butter Milkshake. And any customers who order it will also be limited-edition. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We make absolutely no promise or guarantee that what we have is meats (Tickle-Me-Truman)

December 2022

“That’s right, you read that right. The ex-president of the United States, the ex-most powerful man in the world, has launched a line of trading cards. It’s Gropémon with Pikacoup. This is the least dignified attempt at post-presidential merchandising since the launch of Tickle-Me-Truman.” —Stephen Colbert

“He’s a business genius, jumping in on the NFT market when it’s at his hottest. Next, he’s releasing an exclusive line of rotary phones.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Trump cards allow you to collect all your favorite characters from the extended former president universe, because every card is him. There’s – and these are all real – him playing golf, him approving of gold, him wearing a hat that says Dow just like they do on Wall Street, and him stealing the torch from the Statue of Liberty.” —Stephen Colbert

“The fine print for the digital cards includes the line ‘you understand and agree that the NFTs have no inherent monetary value’. Solid. Reminds me of the Arby’s slogan: We make absolutely no promise or guarantee that what we have is meats.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The relationship has gotten so bad, Fox & Friends now say they're just Fox & Acquaintances (we might have to start calling him Jeb)

November 2022

“Donald Trump was back by unpopular demand, though if he beat Joe Biden in 2020 as he constantly said he did, he shouldn’t even be allowed to run. He’s termed out now. Trump’s main motivation for a second term in office is protection from several criminal and civil investigations. He’s basically a bank robber on the run from the cops, and the White House is the dumpster behind an Arby’s he’s trying to hide in.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump was advised to speak for only 45 minutes, but he went on for over an hour. In fact, Trump rambled on for so long that even Fox News cut away from the speech. The relationship has gotten so bad, Fox & Friends now say they're just Fox & Acquaintances.” —Jimmy Fallon

“In response to Costco's $1.50 hot-dog-and-drink combo, Sam's Club is now offering the same meal for $1.38. Meanwhile, 7-Eleven is like, ‘If you're brave enough to eat our hot dogs, we'll pay you $1.50.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump’s Mar-a-Lago announcement was a weird, rambling speech with so many false statements, it makes you wonder where he’s even getting them, such as bragging that he had ‘gone decades’ without starting a war. Even Donald Trump thinks his four years in office felt like decades. He was so low-energy, we might have to start calling him Jeb.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”