We make absolutely no promise or guarantee that what we have is meats (Tickle-Me-Truman)

December 2022

“That’s right, you read that right. The ex-president of the United States, the ex-most powerful man in the world, has launched a line of trading cards. It’s Gropémon with Pikacoup. This is the least dignified attempt at post-presidential merchandising since the launch of Tickle-Me-Truman.” —Stephen Colbert

“He’s a business genius, jumping in on the NFT market when it’s at his hottest. Next, he’s releasing an exclusive line of rotary phones.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Trump cards allow you to collect all your favorite characters from the extended former president universe, because every card is him. There’s – and these are all real – him playing golf, him approving of gold, him wearing a hat that says Dow just like they do on Wall Street, and him stealing the torch from the Statue of Liberty.” —Stephen Colbert

“The fine print for the digital cards includes the line ‘you understand and agree that the NFTs have no inherent monetary value’. Solid. Reminds me of the Arby’s slogan: We make absolutely no promise or guarantee that what we have is meats.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”