Insiders are saying that the House January 6th Committee will refer at least three criminal charges against Donald Trump. But, after this week, I think he’s pretty much locked down that insanity plea. Semi-retired maniac, Donald Trump, has launched a collection of digital NFT trading cards depicting him in various costumes including cowboy, super hero and most unbelievable of all, guy who didn’t dodge the draft. I’m honestly just relieved that he’s wearing an American military uniform. —Colin Jost
It’s such a funny move to get into NFTs after the market just crashed. It’s like getting into Kanye now, which Trump also kinda did. —Colin Jost
President Biden, seen here giving the eulogy at a pimp’s funeral, formally approved new legislation to guarantee protections for same-sex and interracial marriages, in a signing ceremony held over my grandpa’s dead body. —Colin Jost
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