he just asked Congress for a $10 million budget increase for the NCIS team (we can finally call it even)

There was an article over the weekend that revealed that Donald Trump spends between four and eight hours a day watching television . . . A day! Speaking as someone who hosts a television show, that is too much TV. I don't want to say Trump watches too much TV, but he just asked Congress for a $10 million budget increase for the NCIS team. –James Corden

The Dakota Access oil pipeline, which the Sioux tribe has been protesting for months, will no longer be routed through their land. It’s a big win for Native Americans — and if the next 9 billion things go their way, we can finally call it even. –James Corden

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$10 million budget increase for the NCIS team (Dude, that’s a lot of Coke)

There was an article over the weekend that revealed that Donald Trump spends between four and eight hours a day watching television . . . A day! Speaking as someone who hosts a television show, that is too much TV. I don't want to say Trump watches too much TV, but he just asked Congress for a $10 million budget increase for the NCIS team. –James Corden

According to the same article, President Trump drinks 12 cans of Diet Coke a day. So he spends four to eight hours watching TV, and at least five to 10 hours walking back and forth from the bathroom. Even the Wolf of Wall Street was like, “Dude, that’s a lot of Coke.” –James Corden

     

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JOKES: I did not know the reality show would actually become a reality

I’ve been making a lot of jokes about this presidency becoming a reality show. I did not know the reality show would actually become a reality. –Jimmy Kimmel

President Trump has nominated someone to serve on the Supreme Court. He was supposed to announce his pick on Thursday but then yesterday he tweeted that he’d made his decision and would announce it live tonight. This is the first time a Supreme Court nomination has ever interrupted an episode of “NCIS.” –Jimmy Kimmel

According to a new poll, Chris Christie currently has the lowest approval rating for any governor in any state, in over 20 years. ”Wow,” said former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich from prison. –Seth Meyers