Racism is Bad. Are You Happy Now? (Hatriot Pickup Truck)

"Vice President Dick Cheney's wife, Lynne Cheney, said that Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney's connection was the result of one of Obama's ancestors marrying one of Cheney's ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting, you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob Dole." --Jay Leno

"Isn't that amazing, Obama and Cheney related? Dick Cheney now has more blacks and gays in his own family than in the entire Republican Party." --Jay Leno

      

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How 'bout a little kissy-poo for the next generation? (mountainous area near Pakistan)

"Dick Cheney and his buddies go down there hunting in Texas, and Dick Cheney guns down a guy. And they're hunting quail, and the quail disappeared. They vanished. And reports now that they're hiding in the mountainous area near Pakistan." --David Letterman

"This just in, earlier today, Dick and Lynne Cheney shot up a gas station." --David Letterman

"Dick Cheney finally answered questions about the hunting accident on Fox News. You know, I think Fox News is a little biased. They called it 'Interview with a Marksman.'" --Jay Leno

Dick and Lynne Cheney shot up a gas station (the quail are hiding in the mountainous area near Pakistan)

"Dick Cheney and his buddies go down there hunting in Texas, and Dick Cheney guns down a guy. And they're hunting quail, and the quail disappeared. They vanished. And reports now that they're hiding in the mountainous area near Pakistan." --David Letterman

"This just in, earlier today, Dick and Lynne Cheney shot up a gas station." --David Letterman

"Dick Cheney finally answered questions about the hunting accident on Fox News. You know, I think Fox News is a little biased. They called it 'Interview with a Marksman.'" --Jay Leno

Beautiful home. Four bedrooms, 29 bathrooms. (Can eighth cousins date?)

"Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with  President Bush. You know, the last Dalai the president greeted was Parton. Believe it or not, they actually have a lot in common. One of the goals of Zen Buddhism is to completely empty your mind. The president did that years ago." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Lynne Cheney, who's the wife of Vice President Dick Cheney, just wrote a book. Apparently, while she was researching the book, she discovered something very interesting about her husband's past [on screen: L. Cheney saying that D. Cheney and Barack Obama are eighth cousins]. Now that you mention it, I do see the resemblance. Cheney and Obama are cousins, like Fonzie and Chachi. Can eighth cousins date, by the way?"  --Jimmy Kimmel

"Earlier tonight on NBC, Idaho  Senator Larry Craig was on Matt Lauer. Until Matt was able to push him off. The interview was conducted in Senator Craig's home in Idaho. Beautiful home. Four bedrooms, 29 bathrooms." --Jay Leno

as for the Iraqi people it has worked out pretty well for them

"During a speech at the Capitol yesterday, the Dalai Lama admitted that his English language skills equal those of a kindergartner's. When he heard this,  President Bush said, 'No one likes a show-off.'" --Conan O'Brien

"This week, the U.S. Army removed several recruiting ads from a web site because the web site targets homosexual men. The ad said, 'Uncle Sam Wants You ... Bad.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Earlier this week, Vice President Cheney's wife said that  Vice President Cheney is actually a distant cousin of  Barack Obama. At first Obama was skeptical, then he remembered that his great-great-grandmother once had a demon out of wedlock." --Conan O'Brien

"Lynne Cheney, Dick Cheney's wife, is getting all wound up. She says that she would be uncomfortable with Hillary Clinton running the country. Lynne is uncomfortable with Hillary. Bill said, 'Join the club.'"  --David Letterman