"Dick Cheney and his
buddies go down there hunting in Texas, and Dick Cheney guns down a guy. And
they're hunting quail, and the quail disappeared. They vanished. And reports
now that they're hiding in the mountainous area near Pakistan." --David
Letterman
"This just in,
earlier today, Dick and Lynne Cheney shot up a gas station." --David
Letterman
"Dick Cheney finally
answered questions about the hunting accident on Fox News. You know, I think
Fox News is a little biased. They called it 'Interview with a Marksman.'"
--Jay Leno
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