Lenny Bruce, prophet ($300 tip)

"I guess you heard the big news. Governor Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, resigned today. He left his resignation on the night table with a $300 tip." --David Letterman

"Spitzer waited about the resignation and finally he had to. He couldn't get a pardon from Oprah, so he's gone." --David Letterman

"Four out of five New Yorkers wanted him to go. Four out of five New Yorkers said, no, get him out of here. Myself and the writers, we, of course, wanted him to stay." --David Letterman

"Maybe you can tell a very somber mood here in New York City. Am I right about that? As a matter of fact, even the hookers in Times Square were wearing the black armbands." --David Letterman

"But here's the deal, now Spitzer will have to pay women to call him governor." --David Letterman

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