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Showing posts with label Las Vegas Raiders. Show all posts

Monday, October 21, 2024

Although Brady himself is still fully owned by the Giants (furious dancing)


Tom Brady has officially become a part owner of the Las Vegas Raiders. Although Brady himself is still fully owned by the Giants. —Colin Jost


The winner of the annual America's Best Restroom contest is a service station in Salt Lake City. Though keep in mind the contest is run by Trucker Sex magazine. —Colin Jost


According to nutritionists, the healthiest Halloween candy is peanut M&Ms, with the tiny exception of kids that die from touching them. —Colin Jost


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

which means even the Taliban passed police reform before we did (These are new carpets)


October 2021

“Besides his coaching job, Jon Gruden also lost an endorsement deal with Skechers. Yup, Skechers said their deal with Gruden no longer made sense and then people were like, ‘Did it ever?’” —Jimmy Fallon


“Goddamn, this dude hit everybody — Blacks, gays, women, protesters, brain-damage victims. It’s almost like he was competing in a cancellation decathlon.” —Trevor Noah

“I mean, I can’t believe I have to say this but, people, people — you should not be writing racist emails. Just get up, walk over to your co-worker’s desk and say the N-word in person. It’s called human interaction, people.” —Trevor Noah

“In other news, the Taliban reportedly instructed its religious police to be more moderate, which means even the Taliban passed police reform before we did.” —Seth Meyers

“And DC Comics announced that its new Superman character will come out as bisexual in its next issue. Come on, it’s 2021. The crazy part is that there are still Superman comics.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

I apologize. My 19,000 offensive emails are not who I am (They’ve got no rules there)


October 2021

“Last night, Las Vegas Raiders head coach Jon Gruden resigned after old emails came out showing his use of homophobic, racist and misogynistic language. Oh, Lord. Do you know how bad it’s got to be to get kicked out of Las Vegas? They’ve got no rules there.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Usually if a coach is fired, the team was playing really, really badly, like the cheerleaders were rooting for the other team bad.” —Trevor Noah

“The emails were so offensive, the Raiders almost made him offensive coordinator.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know you screwed up when you’re not fit to coach a team whose fans dress like actual demons.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know, the Raiders are known for being an unorthodox team, but this is the ugliest thing to come out of that organization since their owner’s haircut, which is saying something.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“So he, of course, apologized. He said he ‘never meant to hurt anybody,’ and that if he had known these emails were gonna be published in the newspaper, he definitely would not have written or sent them.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In a statement, Gruden said: ‘I apologize. My 19,000 offensive emails are not who I am.’” —Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Las Vegas Raiders

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html


I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to choose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.


Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.


On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur. 


The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.


Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.


On the Indianapolis Colts


Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton


LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG Jesus Christ, some folks Lord and Savior

LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C Charles Bukowski, poet

C Muddy Waters, musician

RG God

RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy


DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP), HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines, David Wood, Marines, Ian Betts, Navy


More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…


Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk,  Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko, etc.


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”