Although Brady himself is still fully owned by the Giants (furious dancing)

Tom Brady has officially become a part owner of the Las Vegas Raiders. Although Brady himself is still fully owned by the Giants. —Colin Jost

The winner of the annual America's Best Restroom contest is a service station in Salt Lake City. Though keep in mind the contest is run by Trucker Sex magazine. —Colin Jost

According to nutritionists, the healthiest Halloween candy is peanut M&Ms, with the tiny exception of kids that die from touching them. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”