which means even the Taliban passed police reform before we did (These are new carpets)

October 2021

“Besides his coaching job, Jon Gruden also lost an endorsement deal with Skechers. Yup, Skechers said their deal with Gruden no longer made sense and then people were like, ‘Did it ever?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Goddamn, this dude hit everybody — Blacks, gays, women, protesters, brain-damage victims. It’s almost like he was competing in a cancellation decathlon.” —Trevor Noah

“I mean, I can’t believe I have to say this but, people, people — you should not be writing racist emails. Just get up, walk over to your co-worker’s desk and say the N-word in person. It’s called human interaction, people.” —Trevor Noah

“In other news, the Taliban reportedly instructed its religious police to be more moderate, which means even the Taliban passed police reform before we did.” —Seth Meyers

“And DC Comics announced that its new Superman character will come out as bisexual in its next issue. Come on, it’s 2021. The crazy part is that there are still Superman comics.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I apologize. My 19,000 offensive emails are not who I am (They’ve got no rules there)

October 2021

“Last night, Las Vegas Raiders head coach Jon Gruden resigned after old emails came out showing his use of homophobic, racist and misogynistic language. Oh, Lord. Do you know how bad it’s got to be to get kicked out of Las Vegas? They’ve got no rules there.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Usually if a coach is fired, the team was playing really, really badly, like the cheerleaders were rooting for the other team bad.” —Trevor Noah

“The emails were so offensive, the Raiders almost made him offensive coordinator.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know you screwed up when you’re not fit to coach a team whose fans dress like actual demons.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“You know, the Raiders are known for being an unorthodox team, but this is the ugliest thing to come out of that organization since their owner’s haircut, which is saying something.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“So he, of course, apologized. He said he ‘never meant to hurt anybody,’ and that if he had known these emails were gonna be published in the newspaper, he definitely would not have written or sent them.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In a statement, Gruden said: ‘I apologize. My 19,000 offensive emails are not who I am.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”