“Besides his coaching job, Jon Gruden also lost an endorsement deal with Skechers. Yup, Skechers said their deal with Gruden no longer made sense and then people were like, ‘Did it ever?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Goddamn, this dude hit everybody — Blacks, gays, women, protesters, brain-damage victims. It’s almost like he was competing in a cancellation decathlon.” —Trevor Noah
“I mean, I can’t believe I have to say this but, people, people — you should not be writing racist emails. Just get up, walk over to your co-worker’s desk and say the N-word in person. It’s called human interaction, people.” —Trevor Noah
“In other news, the Taliban reportedly instructed its religious police to be more moderate, which means even the Taliban passed police reform before we did.” —Seth Meyers
“And DC Comics announced that its new Superman character will come out as bisexual in its next issue. Come on, it’s 2021. The crazy part is that there are still Superman comics.” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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