It's been a rough month for Dr. Fauci (This is Gary Webb)

The commissioner of the WNBA said the league is having a meeting to review what a woman is. So far, they've disqualified anyone who can back out of the driveway without running into the mailbox. —Greg Gutfeld 

A team of divers recently discovered a 162 year old bottle of beer that experts claimed could be drinkable. Even more remarkable, they also discovered a box of wine that lasted 20 minutes in Kamala Harris's fridge. —Greg Gutfeld 

A Long Island stripper is suing a doctor who slapped her with a restraining order after she told his wife about their affair. Wow. It's been a rough month for Dr. Fauci. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So apparently I am an elite competitive swimmer (This is Gary Webb)

"The world's 7 billionth person is expected to be born in India in October. He's also expected to look a lot like Arnold Schwarzenegger." –Conan O'Brien

"A former U.S. Olympic swimmer in an interview said that nearly all elite competitive swimmers pee in the pool regularly. So apparently I am an elite competitive swimmer." –Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump has come out in favor of shutting down Planned Parenthood. However, experts say, if he really wants Planned Parenthood to go under he should turn it into a Trump property. –Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This is Gary Webb (He knows wheels!)

April 2022

Over the weekend, former President Donald Trump endorsed Dr. Mehmet Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Now, I’d like to list all the scams Dr. Oz has tried to foist on his audience, but we only have an hour show. Among the many snake oil supplements he has peddled are raspberry ketones for fat burning, lavender soap for leg cramps and strawberries for teeth whitening. None of these work, of course, but hey, there is one simple trick to make you healthier: Take two household bananas, then jam one in each ear until you can’t hear Dr. Oz anymore. You’ll be fine, or you’ll be better!” —Stephen Colbert

“Aw, grandpa thinks his TV friends are his real friends. [imitating Trump] ‘You know who should be attorney general? That nice lady from “Murder, She Wrote.” She solved all of the murders in Cabot Cove. Also, when are they going to make Pat Sajak secretary of transportation? He knows wheels!’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”