Over the weekend, former President Donald Trump endorsed Dr. Mehmet Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Now, I’d like to list all the scams Dr. Oz has tried to foist on his audience, but we only have an hour show. Among the many snake oil supplements he has peddled are raspberry ketones for fat burning, lavender soap for leg cramps and strawberries for teeth whitening. None of these work, of course, but hey, there is one simple trick to make you healthier: Take two household bananas, then jam one in each ear until you can’t hear Dr. Oz anymore. You’ll be fine, or you’ll be better!” —Stephen Colbert
“Aw, grandpa thinks his TV friends are his real friends. [imitating Trump] ‘You know who should be attorney general? That nice lady from “Murder, She Wrote.” She solved all of the murders in Cabot Cove. Also, when are they going to make Pat Sajak secretary of transportation? He knows wheels!’” —Stephen Colbert
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