They also broke another record for largest number of people who've never seen b**bs (going for milk)

In amazing footage, Tesla demonstrated a new Roadster that uses rocket thrusters to launch off a ramp, flip over another car, and land safely. Or as Tiger Woods calls it, going for milk. —Greg Gutfeld 

The Mummy Book of the Dead is set for release in October 2027, surprising many people who thought Biden's memoir would be out sooner. —Greg Gutfeld 

Hundreds of Marvel fans dressed as Spider-Man at a New York ComicCon in an attempt to break a Guinness World Record. They also broke another record for largest number of people who've never seen boobs. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

and Gruber fell from the tower (2026 JH2)

Astronomers discovered an asteroid that barely missed Earth and are calling it 2026 JH2. If it had hit Earth, it would have been called Oh, Sh*t! —Greg Gutfeld

ComicCon, the convention that celebrates comics, science fiction, anime, and gaming, is now coming to Abu Dhabi. The good news is terrorists won't have to blow themselves up to see 72 virgins. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They’ve been charged with two counts of "Deserving each other." (nut allergies)

We're here in San Diego for Comic-Con. Comic-Con is the only place where you can meet a Superman whose kryptonite is his nut allergy. –Conan O’Brien

A couple in North Carolina was arrested for attacking each other with pizza rolls. They’ve been charged with two counts of "Deserving each other." –Conan O’Brien

"A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”