The cruise will offer Pickle Ball, Corn Hole, and also games (never have your bachelorette party at Chuck E. Cheese)

An elementary school teacher in Wisconsin was arrested after she allegedly made out with one of her fifth grade students just months before her wedding. Which is why you should never have your bachelorette party at Chuck E. Cheese. —Colin Jost

An 11 day cruise is being offered next year from Miami to the Caribbean in which passengers will be nude. The cruise will offer Pickle Ball, Corn Hole, and also games. —Colin Jost

A new report chronicles a disorder called sexsomnia in which people try to have sex when they’re asleep. The report was written by someone named Phil Fosby. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Did he run out of locusts? (Chuck E. Cheese antivirus)

“Trump being in charge of the coronavirus is like if we put Chuck E. Cheese in charge of the antivirus.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And the other rumor involving Pence is that a few days ago, Pence shook hands with a student in Florida, who has since been quarantined for potentially having the coronavirus. Team Pence denies this — which, of course they deny it. If Trump thought Pence was anywhere near the coronavirus, he’d never let him in the White House again. He’d keep him out in the yard, on a leash or something.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“President Trump said today that he has asked drug company executives to speed up the development of a coronavirus vaccine. Well, that’s why you get paid the big bucks.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Now can I go to Elton John's Oscar party?

"House Speaker John Boehner said the Republican Party will no longer stand in the way of gay marriage. Then Boehner said, 'Now can I go to Elton John's Oscar party?'" –Conan O'Brien



"Brian Williams of NBC News has admitted he embellished a story about being in a helicopter that was shot at in Iraq. Williams says the helicopter part was true but it was a coin-operated helicopter outside of a Chuck E. Cheese. It was in a bad part of Connecticut." –Conan O"Brien