Bill Clinton just filled out an application to become a Buddhist monk (target practice)

Hundreds of dogs were in town for the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Yeah. Or as Kristi Noem calls it, target practice. —Greg Gutfeld

In a police raid at a temple in Thailand, Buddhist monks were caught with pornography, sex toys, penis pumps, and an escort list. In a related story, Bill Clinton just filled out an application to become a Buddhist monk? —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If we convict Trump, we must convict nature herself (That’s like acquitting Jeffrey Dahmer because he’s full)

January 2021

“So you just want to let him off scot-free for insurrection because he’s no longer in power? That’s like acquitting Jeffrey Dahmer because he’s full.” —Stephen Colbert

“Violent seditionists and white supremacists and militia members stormed the Capitol building and tried to overthrow democracy. We have to do something about that so it doesn’t happen again. Instead, Republican leaders are talking about Trump’s base the way park rangers talk about bears on a campground: ‘Don’t make eye contact, move away slowly, and if worst comes to worst, let ‘em eat your hot dogs — they’re just hot dogs.’” —Seth Meyers

“In fact, you can argue that you have to convict Trump because if there is no consequence for trying to overthrow the government, then every president will just try it on their way out of office. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? ‘Sack the Capitol, boys! Oh, it didn’t work? Well, I shot my shot. See you guys in four years, everybody.’” —Trevor Noah

“The GOP is supposed to be the party of personal responsibility. Isn’t that their thing? But as soon as their members do something wrong, they start talking like Buddhists – ‘when you think of the oneness of all things, then Donald Trump is as guilty as the blooming flower or the flowing river. If we convict Trump, we must convict nature herself.’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

At least, MY God has abs (Hindsight is 2020)

Matt Lauer got a public message of support from Geraldo Rivera. In response, Lauer said, “My God, now I’ve really hit rock bottom.” –Conan O’Brien

Pope Francis visited a Buddhist country and made some controversial remarks. The worst was when the Pope saw a statue of Buddha and said, “At least, MY God has abs.” –Conan O’Brien

An Ohio-based company made a cup holder for dip that attaches to a dashboard so you can eat chips and dip while you drive. I don’t have a joke about this, I just wanted to remind you we’re still the greatest country in the world. –Conan O’Brien

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulse #collectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Mr. President, how did you get so smart and handsome? (bongs)

"President Bush unveiled his new $2.2 trillion budget. Yeah, the president settled on $2 trillion after being told that $2 bazillion was not a real number." --Conan O'Brien

"Muslim law condemns any artistic rendering of the prophet Mohammed, kind of like the Christian commandment against taking the lord's name in vain, or the unspoken Buddhist rule, try not to make him into a bong." --Jon Stewart

"ABC announced their show, 'Commander In Chief,' is going on a six-week vacation. Or as Bush calls it, August." --Jay Leno