"President Bush
unveiled his new $2.2 trillion budget. Yeah, the president settled on $2
trillion after being told that $2 bazillion was not a real number."
--Conan O'Brien
"Muslim law condemns
any artistic rendering of the prophet Mohammed, kind of like the Christian
commandment against taking the lord's name in vain, or the unspoken Buddhist
rule, try not to make him into a bong." --Jon Stewart
"ABC announced their
show, 'Commander In Chief,' is going on a six-week vacation. Or as Bush calls
it, August." --Jay Leno
