anyone but J.D. Vance (3 stages of truth)

Well, this week Secretary of State Marco Rubio traveled to Italy to meet with Pope Leo in an attempt to repair the U.S. relationship with the Vatican after the Pope requested anyone but J.D. Vance. —Colin Jost

During their meeting, Marco Rubio also presented the Pope with a gift of an egg-shaped crystal, which he bought on his favorite religious website, AdamAndEve.com. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it has some Republicans upset because it may remind voters of — President Bush (it's going to look great on her resume)

Hillary Clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesn't win is going to look great on her resume. –Jimmy Kimmel

"President Bush's memoir is set to come out just in time for the midterm elections and it has some Republicans upset because it may remind voters of — President Bush." –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

a disappointment on opposite sex marriage (That's almost $150 million per book)

 

"More problems for Hillary Clinton. The head of New York state's leading gay rights group describes Hillary Clinton as a disappointment on same sex marriage. Today, her husband Bill described her as a disappointment on opposite sex marriage." --Jay Leno

"Sometime this week, the Pentagon will attempt to shoot down a spy satellite up in space. The government said this is the only way we can be sure that the New England Patriots never win a Super Bowl again." --Jay Leno

 

"Plans were announced to raise $300 million for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. $300 million. That's almost $150 million per book." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Mike Pence sits there motionless biding his time (And the big answer to that is, Duh)

It was a fun day for only the best people as Trump’s associates one by one get locked up as the democrats prepare to take the house. The president says he is not concerned about impeachment. He’s chilling in the Oval Office eating Big Macs, watching Fox & Friends while Mike Pence sits there motionless biding his time. --Jimmy Kimmel

It was sentencing day for Trump’s former lawyer and former friend Michael Cohen. Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison for multiple counts of tax evasion and paying Trump’s mistresses to keep them quiet during the campaign. The big question, of course, is whether Trump himself knew about and directed these illegal payments. And the big answer to that is, Duh. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”