The real death panels are health insurance companies (How did Vladimir Putin get his hands on my Match.com profile?)

Donald Trump told People Magazine that he’s good at sports. Which could be true, because it does seem like he’s had a lot of concussions. –Conan O’Brien

"In a speech, Russian president Vladimir Putin slammed the U.S. for being 'genderless and infertile.' My question is: How did Vladimir Putin get his hands on my Match.com profile?"  –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

that won't stop me from making my famous cookie-dough romaine wraps (augmented-reality sunglasses)

Ahead of the holiday season, the CDC is reminding people to not eat raw cookie dough, because it could harbor E. coli bacteria. But that won't stop me from making my famous cookie-dough romaine wraps. --Seth Meyers

Bose has announced they'll begin selling augmented-reality sunglasses that have speakers and a microphone in them -- perfect for people who hate having the sun in their eyes and friends in their life. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

B-extremely negative (You Don't Know Dick, pt. 2)

   

"Tonight we reveal another Dick-nugget with Part II of our classified number of parts series, 'You Don't Know Dick.' 

What did the vice president of the United States recently have removed? 

Is it A) blood clots in his legs -- by the way, the vice president's blood type: B-extremely negative. Did he have his tramp stamp removed? ... Or, C) himself from the visible world. 

Believe it or not, the answer is C. 

While the White House and the Capitol appear crystal clear on Google Earth, the Naval Observatory, the vice president's official residence, appears only as an obscured mass of pixels. 

That's a shrewd move on Cheney's part, aimed to protect him from evil-doers savvy enough to know how to use Google Earth but too dumb to realize they can still find him on MapQuest. " --Jon Stewart

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-

collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Health Insurance CEOs Total Compensation 2014 (Really?!?, pt. 1)

      

"This week, Senator Larry Craig, who initially said he would resign after being arrested for soliciting sex in a Minneapolis airport men's room, said he's now going to stay in office until the end of his term in 2009. Which brings us to a segment we like to call 'Really?!? With Seth and Amy.' Really Senator Craig? You're not going to leave your job. Really?! You realize your job is senator, and not lead singer of Wham! You oppose gay marriage. What, you think marriage takes the sizzle off it? Or, are you just afraid that if gay marriage is legalized, there will be fewer single gay guys trying to have sex in airport bathrooms? I mean, really?! And this part is true: You hired the lawyer who defended Michael Vick to clear your name. Really?! You know who I might have hired? The lawyer who prosecuted Michael Vick." --Seth Meyers

     

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Health Insurance Company CEOs Total Compensation in 2014

"A globe of the world once owned by Adolph Hitler is going to be auctioned off. So, Hitler's globe if you're thinking about getting a Christmas gift for Ann Coulter." --Jay Leno

"Rudy Giuliani and John McCain have teamed up to attack Mitt Romney. See, you need two people to attack Romney -- one for each of his positions on the issue. Political experts are saying that Giuliani and McCain could be the Republican ticket. Or, a remake of 'Grumpy Old Men'" --Jay Leno

      

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