that won't stop me from making my famous cookie-dough romaine wraps (augmented-reality sunglasses)

Ahead of the holiday season, the CDC is reminding people to not eat raw cookie dough, because it could harbor E. coli bacteria. But that won't stop me from making my famous cookie-dough romaine wraps. --Seth Meyers

Bose has announced they'll begin selling augmented-reality sunglasses that have speakers and a microphone in them -- perfect for people who hate having the sun in their eyes and friends in their life. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

B-extremely negative (You Don't Know Dick, pt. 2)

   

"Tonight we reveal another Dick-nugget with Part II of our classified number of parts series, 'You Don't Know Dick.' 

What did the vice president of the United States recently have removed? 

Is it A) blood clots in his legs -- by the way, the vice president's blood type: B-extremely negative. Did he have his tramp stamp removed? ... Or, C) himself from the visible world. 

Believe it or not, the answer is C. 

While the White House and the Capitol appear crystal clear on Google Earth, the Naval Observatory, the vice president's official residence, appears only as an obscured mass of pixels. 

That's a shrewd move on Cheney's part, aimed to protect him from evil-doers savvy enough to know how to use Google Earth but too dumb to realize they can still find him on MapQuest. " --Jon Stewart

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-

collected-poems-1985-2015.html