A.I. Harvey Weinstein (the most banned book in America)

It was reported that major talent agencies in Hollywood are interested in signing a new A.I.-generated actress named Tilly Norwood. The A.I.-generated actress got her start after she had a hotel meeting with A.I. Harvey Weinstein. —Colin Jost

A new report of American school districts finds that the most banned book in America is "A Clockwork Orange.” In close second… "Michael Che's Guide to Drawing Muhammad.” —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

or as NASA calls that, an unauthorized docking procedure (breaking the old record set by Larry King)

"Pastor Ted Haggard ... has emerged from three weeks of gay rehab and says he is no longer gay. At least that's what he told his roommate in rehab, Isaiah Washington. He had a three-year relationship with a male prostitute, and after three weeks of therapy you're not gay anymore? I mean, what kind of Clockwork Orange treatment are they using on that guy? Do they give him electro shock while playing Broadway musicals?" --Jay Leno

"This female astronaut ... tried to kidnap and murder another NASA engineer, who was her romantic rival. She put on a wig and attacked the other woman with pepper spray and a BB gun, after driving 900 miles from Houston to Orlando, Florida, in diapers, so she wouldn't have to stop to pee. She drove 900 miles wearing diapers, thus breaking the old record set by Larry King." --Jay Leno

"I guess you know the big story today. Houston, we have a problem. Oh my god! The woman astronaut told police she was involved in a relationship with another NASA astronaut that was 'more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship.' or as NASA calls that, an unauthorized docking procedure." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

a sixth branch of the military called the "Space Force." (The Ludovico Technique)

A source has told Axios that President Trump is triggered by the leaks about special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation, and his instinct is always to be on the offensive. So yeah, real good time to meet with the leader of North Korea. Before he leaves, let's also give him a bunch of Red Bull and remind him Hillary won the popular vote. --Seth Meyers

President Trump said yesterday he is seriously thinking of creating a sixth branch of the military called the "Space Force." They'll patrol the distant reaches between him and Melania. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”