or as NASA calls that, an unauthorized docking procedure (breaking the old record set by Larry King)

"Pastor Ted Haggard ... has emerged from three weeks of gay rehab and says he is no longer gay. At least that's what he told his roommate in rehab, Isaiah Washington. He had a three-year relationship with a male prostitute, and after three weeks of therapy you're not gay anymore? I mean, what kind of Clockwork Orange treatment are they using on that guy? Do they give him electro shock while playing Broadway musicals?" --Jay Leno

"This female astronaut ... tried to kidnap and murder another NASA engineer, who was her romantic rival. She put on a wig and attacked the other woman with pepper spray and a BB gun, after driving 900 miles from Houston to Orlando, Florida, in diapers, so she wouldn't have to stop to pee. She drove 900 miles wearing diapers, thus breaking the old record set by Larry King." --Jay Leno

"I guess you know the big story today. Houston, we have a problem. Oh my god! The woman astronaut told police she was involved in a relationship with another NASA astronaut that was 'more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship.' or as NASA calls that, an unauthorized docking procedure." --Jay Leno

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