“Donald Trump’s latest target of blame for the January 6th insurrection: former vice-president Mike Pence. ‘Had Pence sent the votes back to the legislatures, they wouldn’t have had a problem with January 6th, so in many ways you can blame him for January 6th…’ the former president said over the weekend. He’s right – in many ways, Mike Pence is to blame for the crowd trying to hang him. I mean, did you see what his neck was wearing? That Adam’s apple left nothing to the imagination.” —Stephen Colbert
“The former president also took shots at his main rival for the Republican 2024 presidential nomination, Ron DeSantis, but refused to use the nickname Meatball Ron as he said it’s ‘too crude’. Yeah, he says a lot of nasty things, but he draws the line at meatballs. That is sacred ground.” —Stephen Colbert
“DeSantis, meanwhile, was on Fox News over the weekend talking to host Brian Kilmeade on what he learned from playing baseball in college: ‘The way you know that people like you is if they’re making fun of you.’ Well, then, Ron DeSantis, I’m about to be your best friend. In fact, I like you so much, I’m gonna say you look like a Frankenstein stitched together from dead personal injury lawyers.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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