Cool, a plane collision we can't be blamed for? Love it! (66% effective)

March 2023

“Well, guys, some big news from overseas — yesterday, two Russian fighter jets collided with a U.S. surveillance drone and sent it crashing into the Black Sea. The damage would've been a lot worse, but luckily, on its way down, the drone bounced off a bunch of Chinese spy balloons. Yeah, the whole thing was pretty scary. Meanwhile, the FAA was like, ‘Cool, a plane collision we can't be blamed for? Love it! Alright, hey, alright.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, Aaron Rodgers could be coming to New York. Jets fans were like, ‘Wait, is this what happiness feels like? I like it.’ Unfortunately, the Jets are owned by Johnson & Johnson, which means Rogers will only be 66% effective. Better than nothing.” —Jimmy Fallon

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