“Well, guys, for everyone invested in our country's banks, March Madness has begun. Hey, a lot of people are talking about this. Over the weekend, the U.S. economy was rocked after the Silicon Valley Bank crashed, becoming the second largest bank failure in U.S. history. It's never good when people who are watching CNBC are shrieking louder than the people watching Scream VI.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Silicon Valley bank knew they were in trouble when they saw themselves in the Oscars In Memoriam. They go, ‘Oh, that's us.’ On the bright side, it was refreshing to hear about a crash that had nothing to do with a self-driving Tesla.” —Jimmy Fallon
“In response to the crash, today, President Biden delivered a speech and ensured Americans they can have confidence that the banking system is safe. Hearing from Biden actually did make me feel better because you know if it were really bad, he would've been like, ‘Kamala, you take this one.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Biden tried to put everyone at ease. He said, ‘Don't worry. I got through the first Great Depression. I'll get through this one.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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