Exactly where am I supposed to put these things? (Congrats, you're the first person sober enough to notice)

March 2023

“Yesterday was Selection Sunday, where they announce the 68 teams in this year's March Madness tournament. That's exciting. That's right, it starts at 68, then 32, then eventually down to 1, just like the number of U.S. banks.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some more business news, I heard that Apple is working on AirPods that can improve your hearing, monitor your posture, and take your temperature. Take your temperature? People are like, ‘Exactly where am I supposed to put these things?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“And finally, a man in Illinois is suing Buffalo Wild Wings because he claims their boneless wings are just chicken nuggets. Buffalo Wild Wings was like, ‘Congrats, you're the first person sober enough to notice.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”