Her next cookbook is just gonna be a bunch of takeout menus stapled together (Keep that sh*t up)

It was reported today that Martha Stewart will team up with the world's largest legal-marijuana producer to develop a new line of cannabis products. And her next cookbook is just gonna be a bunch of takeout menus stapled together. --Seth Meyers

A food-delivery man was recently arrested after allegedly dipping his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer ordered because he was only tipped 89 cents. Police became suspicious when the man yelled, "Oh, my balls! Oh! Oh, my balls! Oh, I hope someone orders hummus." --Seth Meyers

Donald Trump described North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as “quite a character.” Quite a character? He's one of the most brutal dictators in the world, and you're talking about him like he's Dwight from "The Office." Meyers as Trump, "This guy, let me tell you, loves his beets. Loves them. Also killed thousands." --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”