But when he gets Mitch McConnell pregnant with another secret baby? It’ll be all worth it! (If it was about babies...)

November 2022

“We can celebrate that the Democrats will keep control of the Senate. But remember, if Republicans take control of the House, then every dream the Democrats have of codifying Roe v Wade or taxing the rich or turning Pete Buttigieg into a real boy – they can’t do it. I mean, they probably weren’t going to do it anyway, but now they have someone to blame.” —Trevor Noah

“Still, though Democrats no longer need Raphael Warnock’s victory over Herschel Walker in Georgia, it would give them an extra cushion for when Joe Manchin tries to cockblock them, or Kyrsten Sinema goes rogue, or Bernie Sanders misses a vote because he’s arguing with a grocery store manager.” —Trevor Noah

“But can we just admit, now that the stakes are a little lower, you kinda want to see what Herschel Walker would be like as a senator. I’m not saying they should, and I’m not saying it would be good for Georgia or the country, but when he gets Mitch McConnell pregnant with another secret baby? It’ll be all worth it!” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”