Today, the people of Massachusetts, where the first legal
marijuana dispensaries opened and in the town of North
Hampton, the first person in line to purchase weed was
the mayor. There’s no word if the mayor used the
marijuana, but he did spend the first twenty minutes
of a press conference giggling about how Massachusetts
has the word “ass” in it. --James Corden
Today, the stock market hit an all-time high. Which is great
news, because if there's one thing we've learned over the past
decade it’s that if Wall Street executives are doing well,
regular Americans are doing well. –James Corden
Mike Pence got a rude greeting when he attended the musical
"Hamilton" over the weekend. He was booed going to his seat
and the cast addressed him directly at the end of the show.
And this looks bad for Pence. I mean when the theater kid
picks on you, you know you truly are the least popular kid
in school. –James Corden
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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